tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12015154558057720792024-02-19T02:03:12.677+00:00Miss BladderMiss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.comBlogger399125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-32283480928381116812014-01-31T21:17:00.001+00:002014-01-31T21:17:32.690+00:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-59988102832445426792013-08-19T21:46:00.002+01:002013-08-19T21:46:21.815+01:00Land of the Living<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I'm back. From outer space. And spending a lot of time on house insurance comparison sites, utilities comparison sites and dining table sites. If my arse sits on another sofa in a showroom it'll think I've retrained as chief arse to sofa person. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This woman is orange. She wears the palest lipstick known to man and uses so much eyeliner her eyes basically disappear. And for all those reasons I should be a bit nonplussed. However, I have a massive girl crush on her.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">(And I have watched all the Sewing Bees in a row - and yes it is GBBO but with dresses instead of cakes)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I just caught sight of my 15 year old tattoo. It's on my back and I pretty much never see it. It's held up remarkably well for a small town tattoo artist that put his finger in places they shouldn't have been (my bum). Yay. </span></div>
Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-64617112256674514862013-04-15T21:05:00.002+01:002013-04-15T21:05:39.485+01:00More Houses<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"She moved in 3 years ago and has done nothing to the house and she wants £40k more. I know you said she was a police woman but are you sure she hasn't been smoking crack?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">To try and avoid a melt down I have been looking at glitter dinosaur fascinators on Etsy. I love Etsy. You can basically find every sort of shit on there. Who wouldn't want a purple triceratops wandering around on their head?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">For the last 6 weeks I have devoted my life to Rightmove and scouring individual estate agent sites in the hope of finding a house that isn't ridiculously overpriced and that would fit a normal couple in as opposed to the Borrowers. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I don't mind the internet bit so much, it's dealing with the wanky estate agents that gets me down. I have to be pleasant to them for a start which really is not my bag. Then I have to try and juggle a Saturday to ensure that we can see 4 unsuitable properties in a time frame that does not mean there's 2 hours to kill 'on the wrong side of town' so we end up in a caff with some hungover hoodrats commenting how they'd wear MonseiurB's trainers and my handbag. Yes. This did happen. Yes. I did think they were going to mug us. Luckily I had some scalding hot tea. Watch out! I have boiling brown water in a mug and I'm not afraid to use it!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But most of all it's the shit I get off the agents on the Monday when I have to field the 'feedback' calls. I mostly want to say, </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"You're a child who is paid to literally open a door. When I ask questions about planning/previous extensions/GENERAL SHIT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL A FUCKING HOUSE you give me an answer followed by, "But don't quote me on that". AKA YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER". "</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Instead I have to find a polite way of saying, "This house is overpriced for the fact it's 1.5 bedrooms and doesn't have a bath." One who we shall call PhillipTheChild, because his name was Phillip and he was a child, had the audacity to tell me he knew how much I really wanted this house and could I put in a higher offer. The answer was no. I couldn't put in a higher offer. Another told me I was very quiet when looking around the house. I bit my tongue instead of saying, "I'm quiet because it's a total shit hole and I could be in the pub now lamenting the lack of a house instead of standing here. Talking to you."</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So the sooner a house is found the better.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But most of all the best time for me to deal with estate agents is when I'm on my period because then I am curt and don't take any bullshit. Curiously, they're nicer to me than when I'm attempting to pretend I'm not a horrible bitch. Hmm. Lesson learned perhaps. </span></div>
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Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-46562216352793944442013-03-01T12:36:00.001+00:002013-03-01T12:36:04.147+00:00On a Motherf***ing Train<br /><br /><center><a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=13/03/01/540.jpg'><img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/13/03/01/s_540.jpg' border='0' width='400' height='400' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br /><br /><center><a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=13/03/01/541.jpg'><img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/13/03/01/s_541.jpg' border='0' width='400' height='400' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br />I write this at 12:34 on the Eurostar to Paris. The mornin started with 2 glasses of champagne, breakfast and a sighting of Peaches Geldof (pregnant but stupid, stupid thin). I think I'm a bit wasted but when I have the above train picnic to get through it's only right I power on through. <br /><br />- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone. <br />Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-36409774800233195902013-02-12T22:31:00.002+00:002013-02-12T22:31:51.121+00:00My Mad Fat Diary<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-38456511071003508412013-02-09T11:55:00.000+00:002013-02-09T11:55:13.811+00:00HOW OLD?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Last week a 27 year old was moaning about being old. I pointed out that she really REALLY isn't old and need to chill out a bit. She asked me how old I was (I think she thought I was younger *AIRPUNCH YEEEESSSSSSS*) and when I told her I was 29 she nearly fell off her chair. </span></div>
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Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-8089819358122837692013-01-05T17:51:00.002+00:002013-01-05T17:51:47.686+00:00Hypothetically Speaking...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">You know when you bang on about looking for a film for ages and having difficulty finding it? You know when your DVD drive fails on your Mac and you're in the process of backing up your shit as you're off to the 'Genius Bar' the next day? You know when you find that film you've been looking for for months in your downloads? And you realise you're so fucking zeitgeist (let's call it zeitgeist as opposed to fucktardary) you downloaded it and you forgot about it? That.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">More importantly, has anyone had a DVD drive fail on an iMac? Mine has. Does this mean a shiny new slim iMac? Does it? DOES IT? *doubts it*</span></div>
Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-89322912825869682532013-01-03T21:04:00.003+00:002013-01-03T21:04:42.945+00:002013<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">I have given up on New Year's Resolutions as I ultimately fail and then I am sad so have a picture of my new bag I obtained for Christmas. It's bad enough it's by Alexander Wang and everyone sniggers at the word wang but now all my friends have started calling it ScrotBag as they believe it looks like a scrotum. Alas, I have started to call it ScrotBag too. I think it may stick. </span></div>
Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-75692432445605744012012-11-30T11:17:00.001+00:002012-11-30T11:17:03.199+00:00Tea<br /><br /><center><a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=12/11/30/260.jpg'><img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/12/11/30/s_260.jpg' border='0' width='210' height='281' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br />This purports to be a fresh cup of tea presented to me by a colleague. Firstly, and most importantly, it's half full. Secondly, the mug is dirty from my 9am cup of tea. I always wash the mug for a fresh cup. She does not. Ever. I am trying not to smash her. <br />Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-86582430991267788982012-11-16T09:25:00.002+00:002012-11-16T09:25:20.769+00:00Sightseers<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">You can find my review of Sightseers <a href="http://www.directorsnotes.com/2012/10/22/lff2012-sightseers/" target="_blank"><b>here</b></a>. Go see it. It's brilliant. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This exercise started off as me trying to get rid of stuff out of it to make it lighter. It ultimately became an exercise of rejoicing in having nice stuff but not paying full price for any of it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">iPad 2 - This was free. It may also have to be returned to its sort of rightful owner at some point in the future. I use it so much I will almost certainly replace it. I have a subscription to the Guardian, Observer and The Times on there as well as some random Nylon magazines which are SO much cheaper to buy on Newsstand. I also have the Kindle and iBooks app on there which means I get to read a lot more than I used to.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Smythson Mara iPad Cover - This was £100.00 on eBay (purchased from Pearl Lowe, no less). It was £325.00 new. It was listed as hardly used. Pearl lied. She knocked an extra twenty quid off of it when it arrived (and I complained as Lammers told me I should. She is wise).</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Cork - Celebratory 'I got a new job' cork. It is total shit to anyone else apart from me. Which means I will keep it forever until someone (probably Carrington) unwittingly throws it out because they don't understand the sentimental value. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sunglasses - I paid full price for them. It is the best £250.00 I've ever dropped. No one wants crepey eyes by the time they're 35.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mulberry - £200.00 from Bicester as opposed to £1100.00. You can't cuss a leather, British made bag for about the same as a Topshop Premium priced leather bag. Plus you get a warranty. For a bag!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Paris House Purse - Coveted this for years. Literally. Got it for £20.00 as opposed to £95.00. It has an illustration of an anatomically correct heart on it. For this reason, I love it. So much I bought two for when it inevitably dies. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Lucy in Disguise Key Ring - Massive key ring that was reduced to a fiver when they moved from Covent Garden to Soho. I love their branding. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">American Apparel Nail Polish - Free via an email promotion. I am such a bad gf I sent MonsieurB to get them from Carnaby and Oxford Street. I intended to get one from Kings X. Instead, I went out after work and got disgustingly drunk. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I've not really been totally off radar as I've been writing for <a href="http://www.directorsnotes.com/" target="_blank">Directors Notes </a>but I have neglected this blog. This is mainly due to work but I now have a shiny, new job in Angel which is equal parts exciting and fucking scary. However, I feel like I've turned a corner and the end is in sight of my current Hellish commute and I'm more inclined to start blogging again. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">I won't lie. I didn't realise how much I wanted this job until the interview process (and it WAS a process) started. And when I got to the end and was offered the job the relief was palpable. I saw the above in Liberty a week before my first interview and exam. I said to MonsieurB that if I succeeded I'd treat myself. It's a beautiful necklace from Pyrrha which is made of reclaimed silver and an old Victorian seal which says, "I'm Quite Unhinged", with a picture of a garden gate off of one of its hinges. It really resonated with me. Because I am batshit fucking crazy. And here it is. Around my neck. Lovely. </span></div>
Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-67633988737062877212012-08-14T12:58:00.001+01:002012-08-14T12:58:49.626+01:00So Tropical<br /><br /><center><a href='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/show_photo.php?p=12/08/14/691.jpg'><img src='http://photo.blogpressapp.com/photos/12/08/14/s_691.jpg' border='0' width='400' height='400' style='margin:5px'></a></center><br /><br />How can you not love my tropical surroundings (work toilet). New Tatty Devine. Have coveted for months. It is mine. Precious. Etc. <br /><br /> Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone<br />Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-75589049870238707502012-08-11T10:46:00.001+01:002012-08-11T10:46:24.464+01:00Blue Steel<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="http://www.directorsnotes.com/2012/08/10/a-triple-hit-of-fashion/" target="_blank">Find about shorts I like here. I'm off to perfect my Blue Steel. </a></div>Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-55934620680267538902012-07-31T20:55:00.004+01:002012-07-31T20:55:52.509+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So we went to Tanks at the Tate on Sunday. Even though MonsieurB has the internal compass of a polar bear gone wrong in his mind tank and ending up in Mexico we some how ended up in the right place (through the front door - what a surprise - NOT through a secret trap door in the pavement which was how it was initially sold). </div>
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Whilst I'm happy I went I have to admit I found them cold and a bit oppressive and was on the verge of freaking out in Lis Rhodes' room. Although once I had found my bearings (it's really, really dark in there) I quite enjoyed it. As the photograph will attest to. I'm the massive one without the umbrella.</div>
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Then we went in to a room where interpretive dancers were rehearsing. And it was all going quite well. Until I looked at one of the dancers and he looked EXACTLY like Senor Chang from Community. Imagine Senor Chang in tracksuit bottoms and a do-rag dancing interpretively to classical music and I DEFY you not to fall about laughing. And snort in an uncouth manner. Which is what I did for 30 seconds until I had to leave because it was all too much.</div>
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Don't say I'm not cultured. </div>Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-6740348292404998192012-07-23T21:04:00.000+01:002012-07-23T21:04:05.255+01:00Crotch Shot<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Don't ask why I was watching this because the answer will be, "Union Jack research". No I don't know why I decided to seek out Union Jack based clothing either. </div>
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More to the point - HOW MANY crotch shots of young girls can there be in 4 minutes and 20 seconds? Enough for me to stop looking at Union Jacks and go, "Hang on a minute. There's a few too many crotch shots in here for my liking". </div>
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Although it's nice to see they saved the best until last. Sporty gets no love (presumably because she has clothes on) until the end. Then her vagina is almost like a religious experience with all that light and whatnot. </div>Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201515455805772079.post-77833492612596086792012-07-18T21:34:00.004+01:002012-07-18T21:34:55.032+01:00Knickers<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I absolutely do not need any more bras. Well, I sort of do as the girls have shrunk. But it's not dire straits. And really most women wear the wrong bra size where as what bras I *do* have that fit are really, really good (To the point where MonsieurB once commented, "Your tits are not that big. Those fucking bras are contravening the Misrepresentation Act").</div>
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And yet when the 'Final Reductions' email comes through I hurried to buy another bra as it was only £30. THIRTY QUID. And then wrote myself a note that can be put in with your delivery (I assume from a star crossed lover). It said, "You deserve this support". Then I cackled at my brilliantness. Then I hit x and closed the window and said goodbye to my support. Saving is hard sometimes. </div>Miss Bladderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01445281288294192126noreply@blogger.com0