I Would Very Much Like This For Cooking & Random Play

Uh Oh

If I hadn't gone so bananas at the Clothes Show Live I'd probably purchase this for the house I do not rent or own. But I did. So I won't. And I'll save my pennies for Bologna.

I saw Diablo Cody on YouTube today. I forgot how much I love her but now I have remembered so that's made the day a little better.

I Kicked a Girl and I Liked It

C'est ma vie et je le voudrais encore svp

I love Kitsuné. I especially love their Kitsuné Maison compilations which lets me hear all sorts of electro-pop goodness.

Two Door Cinema Club are bouncy and I like bouncy music because I am not bouncy at 6am and need something to kick start me. Maddison also went to their gig recently in the East and she tells me it was very enjoyable. And Maddison is a clever lady you know.

I'm also desperate to see Greenberg. I'm kinda in love with Greta Gerwig (like everyone at the moment). However, I *hated* the Squid & the Whale so I'm unsure of whether this is a good idea or not. I might end up walking out of the cinema a little bit cross and angry. But it's a risk I'm willing to take as I'm absolutely, positively certain I'll walk out of SATC2 smouldering out of my nostrils with anger.

Armoire

Today I have been mostly surfing the internet looking for objects to put in my non-existent house, finding them mainly in the USA, having a heart attack when I work out how much it'll cost to ship them to the UK then scouring Google to try and find them in the UK to no avail.

So I moved on to Ebay and found this. A looker right? 1920s dressing table. Obviously I'd put it in my non-existent living room and it'd be my iMac table. Then I'd have my MacBook Air (that I don't yet own) to surf at my leisure around the house. Ah daydreams you make the day pass by in a quick and depressing manner.

I blame cowtack and her massive house that she has purchased down in Brighton that she has no choice but to do up as it's kind of a DIY/decorating disaster. The idea of pouring money in to a house on boring things like double glazing makes me feel a bit sick (and decking. Who knew decking was so expensive?!) but it's also kind of exhilarating having a massive blank canvas that you can go batshit crazy on. MonsieurB has already been drafted in to provide decoration for the bedroom. I just do a half arsed job of taking off wallpaper before sitting down and having a well deserved, lovely cup of tea.

In other news I'm red. Not crazy red but definitely red. I'm playing the long game until I qualify and then as soon as I have a permanent job - kapow I will be mentally ginger and immediately start behaving like Lindsay Lohan and Molly Ringwald all at the same time. (In fact I have just googled Molly Ringwald and my hair is not unlike this. But ultimately I would like to look like this thank you please God).

I have also had a headache for FIVE DAYS FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE. It briefly abated when I was so drunk at the weekend that I didn't realise that I even had a head but it has returned with a vengeance. This makes me sad.

FML

Dying my hair red after 7 years of being black. Coming home last night to find a package from Marie Claire with free L'Oreal Excel 10 hair dye. In black.

-- Posted from my iPhone

D'accord, d'accord, je suis pas mal maintenaint

The above is a tea towel. I love tea. I love France. I should own this. But £9.95 for a tea towel? When I hate washing up? Hmm. I'd purchase it for CowTack's birthday but I have no doubt she'd berate me for spending so much money on something so silly.

Shocking

Today has been a fucking shocking day. Shocking. By the way mr man that just put your suitcase basically in to my lap, why don't you just rest your case on my face. My body is basically in this chair awaiting receipt of your suitcase to cushion it on its journey. Isn't that lucky for you? Isn't serendipity brilliant?

-- Posted from my iPhone

Location:Osnaburgh St,Paddington,United Kingdom