I can not sleep. This has caused me to do the following completely irrational things;

1: Watch Ted. It is total toilet;

2: Get angry that I'm watching Ted on a 15in MacBook Pro as opposed to a 21inch iMac (First World Problems);

3: Read half of a book I have already decided is total toilet but I can't afford to dl another from Amazon; and finally

4: Cry because I miss my boyfriend. I saw him 3 days ago. 

I might have to neck some codeine just to pass out. 

Hypothetically Speaking...

You know when you bang on about looking for a film for ages and having difficulty finding it? You know when your DVD drive fails on your Mac and you're in the process of backing up your shit as you're off to the 'Genius Bar' the next day? You know when you find that film you've been looking for for months in your downloads? And you realise you're so fucking zeitgeist (let's call it zeitgeist as opposed to fucktardary) you downloaded it and you forgot about it? That.

More importantly, has anyone had a DVD drive fail on an iMac? Mine has. Does this mean a shiny new slim iMac? Does it? DOES IT? *doubts it*

2013

I have given up on New Year's Resolutions as I ultimately fail and then I am sad so have a picture of my new bag I obtained for Christmas. It's bad enough it's by Alexander Wang and everyone sniggers at the word wang but now all my friends have started calling it ScrotBag as they believe it looks like a scrotum. Alas, I have started to call it ScrotBag too. I think it may stick.