Saturday, June 20, 2009

If you don't act right at dinner I'll stab you in the face


Deux Semaines Dans Ma Vie


80s Inspired Breakfast



Blind Lady


Wagamama is so much better when you haven't eaten it in two and a half years. Chicken Tama Rice. Mmm mmm. 


And a bespoke Monsieur B creation always brightens your day. 

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Je te dis que je vraiment vraiment veux

I so absolutely want the sequin playsuit that Geri Halliwell wears in the Wannabe video that I'd even consider eating a block of cheese. A big block. I'm talking 25og here. 

I truly love looking like I've  been pulled through a hedge backwards. I think this accessory would complete the look. I'm actually thinking about buying this for a wedding I'm going to. I might tell everyone my name is Isabella for the day. That would be fun. But a bit weird. 


And the below appeals to me because it has originalish drawings. Oh and be under no illusion that I am going to have an Alice in Wonderland kitchen one day. And it will actually be the most brilliant thing ever. 




Monday, June 15, 2009

AIME/DETESTE

I like and hate Flickr in equal measure. I appreciate the beautifulness but it makes me wistful for being able to take good photos and for going to places that owing to time/money constraints I won't see until forever away. 


I used to love smoking and tea. If she put up a collage of old Eastender's characters she'd have described my life circa 2001:




I don't know why:




Do you reckon these two are on the look out for a new best friend? Cos anyone that goes as 9/11 complete with matching tower has to be a lot of fun:


Soldat

Tinker Tailor Toy Soldier. Or something

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Look at what you could have won...


♥ Illustration Monkey
♥ 80s Themed Breakfast
♥ Papers on Demand
♥ Gin Giver
♥ Placating Egg Appropriator 
♥ Queue-r
♥ Chef
♥ Sometime Guerilla Remote Hogger

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Incommunicado

If quite a large man tells you you don't need to lose weight to you do you:

- Go out and buy a years worth of Slimfast
- Wonder if he thinks that he is an appropriate weight, then go out and buy a years worth of Slimfast
- Eat a carrot in front of his face to defy him.