Yesterday
MonsieurB: I flipped out at Stuart Baggs today.
Me: Careful. He has a whole field full of ponies. He might set them on you *cue hilarious laughter. mainly from me*
Today
I log on to Facebook to find that his busy job is a rouse. I know this because there is concrete evidence of him dicking about and comparing his foot size to other people's in the office. What's more terrifying is that this is exactly something my sister would do. And then put on her imaginary blog's imaginary offshoot blog, "Tiny feet, bigger feet". I swear. She's an unstoppable blog juggernaut.
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