Number of cigarettes brought back in to the country: 600
Amount spent on Chanel products in duty free: £35 (worship the restraint)
Number of mosquito bites: 6
New favourite pairs of shoes broken: 1 (sniff sniff, boo hoo)
Number of texts to my sister begging her to get replacement favourite pair of shoes: 3
How long it will take Sylvia's (old Granny. Bad hair) rendition of 'She bangs, she bangs' to get out of my head: centuries, possibly millennia.
Spanish learnt: Pomado - Menorcan gin and Fanta Lemon (my new favourite drink), una mas - another one. Mainly used in the following context, una mas Pomado por favor! Check this out -
http://www.drinkon.com/Details/SP1111175/Detail/Spirit
Don't worry - I have totally duty free-ed that shit up.
Most listened to album: MGMT (Chars Úna)
Number of times Organ Donor listened to because it reminded me of Summercase (and the sun. And Spain) last year: 8
Number of dips in the sea: 14
Amount of seafood ingested: I'm actually shocked there is any wildlife left in the sea
Random patches of really dark brown where I burnt initially and turned the colour that Chantelle Houghton could only dream of coming out of her bottle of Fake Bake: 5
Number of freckles: Gazillions (zillions on my face)
Amount spent on Chanel products in duty free: £35 (worship the restraint)
Number of mosquito bites: 6
New favourite pairs of shoes broken: 1 (sniff sniff, boo hoo)
Number of texts to my sister begging her to get replacement favourite pair of shoes: 3
How long it will take Sylvia's (old Granny. Bad hair) rendition of 'She bangs, she bangs' to get out of my head: centuries, possibly millennia.
Spanish learnt: Pomado - Menorcan gin and Fanta Lemon (my new favourite drink), una mas - another one. Mainly used in the following context, una mas Pomado por favor! Check this out -
http://www.drinkon.com/Details/SP1111175/Detail/Spirit
Don't worry - I have totally duty free-ed that shit up.
Most listened to album: MGMT (Chars Úna)
Number of times Organ Donor listened to because it reminded me of Summercase (and the sun. And Spain) last year: 8
Number of dips in the sea: 14
Amount of seafood ingested: I'm actually shocked there is any wildlife left in the sea
Random patches of really dark brown where I burnt initially and turned the colour that Chantelle Houghton could only dream of coming out of her bottle of Fake Bake: 5
Number of freckles: Gazillions (zillions on my face)
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