1 - Consolidate all of my debts in to one easy, monthly payment. Then smash Carol Vorderman.
2 - Learn to drive!
3 - Stop watching My So Called Life. It only makes me realise that I am Angela Chase. And she is 15 in that show. God I hate my life and I wish Jordon Catalano would just ask me out.
4 - Talking of young girls stop having non-lesbian girl crushes on children young enough to be.....very young - see Evan Rachel Wood, Daisy Lowe, Ellen Page.
5 - Stop behaving inappropriately.