Sunday, January 06, 2008

Je peux pas poursuivre les garcons

Happy new year and all of that malarkey. And now, in no particular order, my new year's resolutions...

1 - Consolidate all of my debts in to one easy, monthly payment. Then smash Carol Vorderman.

2 - Learn to drive!

3 - Stop watching My So Called Life. It only makes me realise that I am Angela Chase. And she is 15 in that show. God I hate my life and I wish Jordon Catalano would just ask me out. 

4 - Talking of young girls stop having non-lesbian girl crushes on children young enough to be.....very young - see Evan Rachel Wood, Daisy Lowe, Ellen Page.

5 - Stop behaving inappropriately. 

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