Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Railtrack were furious...but later admitted that they hadn't had a single complaint

I promise to do a proper Ben & Jerry's related update soon but in the mean time:

I'd be really grateful if I got off the train at St Pancras to the same thing tomorrow. Fanks. 

Monday, January 19, 2009

Mon Dieu

Hot bod. Bad hair. I'd have got rid too Guy. 

By the way - are you there God? It's me Margaret. I mean Madamoiselle Bladder. I'm willing to give up my first born for the girls up there. Talk to me. 

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Bonne Nouvelle Année

I could do a 2008 round up but it would be pretty pointless seeing as it will be pretty rubbish in comparison to all my friends so can I suggest you see:


which is a lovely little website with a few of my friend's Best of 2008 Film lists. They're pretty much spot on and I can't argue with them so they've saved me a job there (I drink my milkshake)

And onwards and upwards. Some of the things that I'm looking forward to this year are:

Florence and the Machine
You've probably read about her around the place. She has been doing the weekend supplements rounds for a while now but unlike Lady GaGa you should actually bother to check her out. I also have a teensy girl crush on her. And Nicola from Girls Aloud. And Lindsay Lohan. It's their hair. Their firey red head red hair. *swoon* etc.

Wendy & Lucy
Touted as the most minimalist tragedy of the moment I have a burning desire to see this. I imagine it'll be shot a lot like Julian Donkey Boy (which I love but can't watch for fear of the tears). Who knew I'd be interested in a film about one woman and her dog.

The Wrestler
You must be dead if you don't know about this.

Slumdog Millionaire
See above.

Lily Allen - It's not me, it's you
I heart Lily Allen more than brightly coloured tights. Having heard some of the stuff she put up on MySpace I might even actually buy this.....or maybe not. In other news she wears the YSL Tribute II in her video for The Fear. I don't care for them much but there is a fuck long waiting list for that shit. Which means she really must be important.

La Roux
Quicksand is on the Kitsuné Maison 6 album. It's hideously catchy and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since November. What pleases me even more though is that she is supporting Lily Allen. It means a lot to me. 

Heard about this today and the idea makes me want to piss myself. Briefly (and I quote) Jean Claude Van Damme tries to break down the 4th wall by playing himself, essentially a down and out actor who once had it all. I know. As if it couldn't get any better apparently there are imaginary montages where he breaks people's backs n stuff. Oh. And it's all in French.

Alexandra Burke's album

Sunday, January 04, 2009