Friend: Oooh that's a nice front door
Me: Yeah, it is although MonsieurB wasn't happy about me coming here on my own. It's quite rough.
Just as those words left my mouth a mini drove past with every person in said mini hanging out the windows. As they passed they chorused: FUCK YOU. No. I couldn't have timed it better myself.
Later on I then walked in to a blind person as I was too busy checking out my doppelgänger. VW bag? Check. HoH tights? Check. Stupid hat? Check. Kitsch Wills and Kate tote? She had it. I want one! More than life itself. H. I. L. A. R. I. O. U. S.
-- Posted from my iPhone